How to make Kansans stop complaining

I forgot trees could look like this. You can barely see through the canopy.

I forgot trees could look like this. You can barely see through the canopy.

Have I mentioned this has been a beautiful spring? Because it has been. And spring has been happening for over one whole month now. I keep thinking I’ve been transported somewhere else, like maybe Pennsylvania. And there are very few complaints coming out of people’s mouths because the main things that Kansans complain about are . . .

  1. It is too cold
  2. It is too hot

Or

  1. It is too hot
  2. It is too cold

It just depends on the year cause in normal years there are only two seasons in Kansas, Hot and Cold.  We are minimalists, we don’t need any extra seasons especially sissy seasons like spring and fall that leave you with nothing to complain about. Now that we are actually having an actual spring with actual pleasant rain everyone is in awe. They wander around staring at the leaves and say things like: “It is just sooooooo green.” And then they get lost in thought, entranced by the greenness. I’m sure there’s been an uptick traffic accidents, because how is one supposed to drive when it is green?

All the Verdant Greenness (Yes, I know that is overkill)

All the Verdant Greenness

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